Funny Jokes: August 20th Special

Hey guys, how are you? If you would like, I am thinking about doing a riddle/joke or two. Okay. Here they are:

1. There once was a church with a boy. He rang the bell at the top of the church, but one day, he found a better job that paid more and left the church. The pastor went all around the neighborhood looking for people he could hire for the job, but no one really seemed right. So one day, he was sitting in his bedroom reading the bible when the doorbell rang. He got up and answered the door to see a man with no arms. The man said "I am here applying for the job." "What... job?" The pastor asked surprised. "Well, the one where you ring the church bell." replied the armless man. "But how will you do that?" The pastor questioned. "Come watch and you will see." So the pastor and the man walked to the very top of the church and the man took his head and bang it against the bell. It made a sharp ringing sound and the man didn't look like his head hurt at all. "Well, I guess if you can do that without getting hurt than there is no problem, is there?" The man shook his head. "Nope!" He joyfully answered, slightly rubbing the side of his head. "Okay, then, it is settled. My assistant will tend to your paycheck then!" The pastor ran inside, and later on heard the sound of the bell. He did again the next day, and the next every day twice a day. Soon, the pastor forgot who was actually ringing the bell. He just remembered that the bell was being rung. A couple days later at noon, the man with no arms once again got to the top of the tower of the church to get ready to ring the bell. The wind was blowing a lot that day, and his hair was all in his face. He tried to see, but couldn't and when his head jerked forward, it was to the wrong direction and he fell headfirst on the ground. All the townspeople gathered together to see the hurt man, who had fell 3 stories down and was surely dead. The townspeople asked the pastor who the man was and the pastor said "That face rings a bell."

2. Riddle- There is a tall mountain that no one can get to except by underground train. When you get to the mountain, all the houses look alike, even the addresses. How do you tell which house is which?
Answer: By which road it is on.

3. Riddle: There was once a kid and his great-grandfather fought in World War 1. He was telling his great-grandson stories of the war. He said he was a great fighter and he had a sword that he got right after the war that was from Paris that said "Award Of World War 1"
How is this not possible?
Answer: World War 2 hadn't came yet!

4. Riddle: There is a bear. He walks into McDonalds and says "Hummmmm.... I'll have.... fries."
The cashier says "Why the big paws?" And the bear says "I was born with 'em."

Get it?
Answer: Why the big paws? Why the big pause? :)